Actual writings on hospital charts:
- she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicides.
- Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
- She is numb from her toes down.
- The skin was moist and dry.
- Patient was alert and unresponsive.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
- Skin: somewhat pale but present.
- The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
1 comment:
Pretty nice.
See, at least sometimes my comments can be praise-full without any wise-ass jokes. ;)
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