sup?

s'pore durian!

 
thats the night view of the eccentrically-beautiful esplanade in s'pore!
looks like a durian in 2 pieces in day! 

Fwd: jokes for a change

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ved Trivedi <>
Date: 27-Apr-2006 10:29
Subject: jokes for a change
To: , , poonam trivedi gmail < >, , Bipin khanna <>, ,

 

enjoy !


The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But,
just in case, you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of everything."

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would
like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many
people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing
in connection with that........
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: What time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Q: What do you call "1 Pakistani on the moon"?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call "10 Pakistanis on the moon"?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call "100 Pakistanis on the moon"?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call "ALL the Pakistanis on the moon"?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!!
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink
poison n let lion eat me. :-):-):-)

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

*******************************************************************
SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale
ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network
Follows."

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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
 

 

 

 

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sucky behaviour!

i got emails from friends telling me we gotta get back in 4 days our college cancelled the 15 days holidays they declared in view of the uncertain situation!
now nepal is trying to settle down to its normal life and here ppl in our college create havoc, by not behaving professionally and not keeping to their words! creating unnecessary and avoidable trouble and irritation to others!
my reply to one of them:

i know, it sucks, i cant be back by 4th coz i have no tix available, and the college is so idiotic and behaving so immaturely by following on the unpredictability of the situation,

they cancel classes and ppl go back happy for a 15 day break and suddenly they cancel that notice! and want ppl to return within 4 days!!!

thats the limit man! unprofessional behavior to the core,

i mean, i know that lots is left to cover and the uni's not postponed, but still , compromising ppl like me unable to come back in time is not fair at all!

my dad is going abroad tmr, he had to rub his nose ard to get me 1 ticket for a flight back on 8th may, otherwise all seats everywhere r booked, its such a busy sector now!

there's no way i'll be getting seat earlier than 8th ! and even if i do, they'll be huge monetary losses for my dad, since cancelling those tix which were the most economical he could find would be way too expensive and getting new tix somemore!

man, someone should teach these ppl to behave and act rationally and professionally!

phew!

there goes my 1 week of classes, which obviously would be packed coz of extra classes!

guys help me out if u can k?
this situation could have been so easily avoided but no! ppl there wanna behave like as*h***s.

 

On 27/04/06, Vinay Patel <patelvinayh@gmail.com> wrote:

got new news ???

 

tushar mailed me college re - opening on 30th ,  notice put up in college as on today.

 

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on holi

try to recognise ppl here,
i couldn't!

thats me there, with tushar, nitesh, kunal and sam!
all of us r covered in mud and colours.

nepal's fine again

hey guys
i left nepal , along with the remaining ppl of our batch (except for ken, tushar and anuragini) on 24th april. seeing the situation was far worse than before when it started 15 days ago, we all left together
and the next day we hear that everything is normalised.
thats so not fair. its so irritating. but lucky for us the day we left , talwar sir declared 15 days holidays. well seems like even he was thinking along our lines.

marketing

Professor at IIM ............ explaining marketing
>>> > concepts:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >You see a gorgeous girl at a
>>> > party. You go up to her and say, "I am very
>>> > rich. Marry me!"
>>> >That's Direct Marketing.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You're at a party with a bunch of
>>>friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends
>>>goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
>>>rich. Marry him."
>>>That's Advertising.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>>>You go up to her and get her telephone number. The
>>>next day you call and Say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry
>>> > me."
>>>That's Telemarketing.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
>>>get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her
>>>and pour her a drink. You open the door for
>>>her,
>>>pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
>>> > a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.
>>>Will you marry me?"
>>>That's Public Relations.
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
>>>walks up to you and Says, "You are very rich." That's
>>>Brand Recognition.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
>>> > her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a
>>>nice hard slap on your face.
>>>That's Customer Feedback!!!!!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
>>> > her and say, "I am Very rich. Marry me!" And she
>>>introduces you to her husband
>>>That's demand and supply gap.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
>>>her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
>>>she turns her face
>>>towards you ------------
>>>she is
>>>your wife !
>>>That's competition eating into your market share.

Hum Hindustani

> > HUM HINDUSTANI !!!
> >
> > Bengali
> > One Bengali = poet.
> > Two Bengalis = a film society.
> > Three Bengalis = political party.
> > Four Bengalis = two political parties.
> > More than four Bengali's - Countrywide agitation to bring dada into
> > Team.
> >
> > Bihari
> > One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
> > Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
> > Three Biharis = caste killing.
> > Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna
> >
> > Punjabi
> > One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
> > Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
> > Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
> > McDonalds.
> > Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
> >
> > Mallu
> > One Mallu = coconut stall.
> > Two Mallus = a boat race.
> > Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
> > Four Mallus = oil slick.
> >
> > UP Bhaiyya
> > One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
> > Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
> > Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
> > Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
> >
> > Gujju
> > One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
> > Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
> > Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
> > Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
> >
> > Andhraite
> > One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
> > Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .
> > Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
> > Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
> >
> > Kashmiri
> > One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
> > Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
> > Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
> > Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
> >
> > Tamil-Brahmin
> > One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
> > Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
> > Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at
> > 4 a.m.
> > Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
> >
> > Bombayite
> > One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
> > Two Bombayites = film studio.
> > Three Bombayites = slum
> > Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the
> > train at rush hour
> >
> > Sindhi
> > One Sindhi = currency racket.
> > Two Sindhis = papad factory.
> > Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
> > Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
> >
> > Marwari
> > One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
> > Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta .
> > Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
> > Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.

love: my sis / my school

take my pic wif my phone!
my sis with her friend at some place.


wow! she even studies in class! nice!
thats TPJC for u! all green everywhere.


we're the suckers!

*hehe, sorry nan , couldn't resist.


i think thats LT3 in our college! TPJC. oh, fond memories! we used to have bio mostly here with mr.Toh! haha.
dunno who's teaching now!


schools over, lets all go home!
this is the provisional admission period, hence u see ppl in their old sec school uniforms.


my, my ! what big teeth, yeah show them off!


i guess thats the place where i heard ppl go mental! hurry, call the asylum.


i'm up to no good!

she's trying a nerdy look! hehe , not bad , xcept the half-smile!
haha.
wow, and how happy is tt gal at the back to get into the pic!

CURFEW

man! nepal is one place i wouldn't come to stay!
so much turmoil, such instability. The politics are screwed. God save this land.
meanwhile, I am studying here in manipal and we have a sudden curfew in place coz the anti-king maoists are joining the political parties, kathmandu was already suffering for some time, now even pokhara is under curfew, 10 am - 6 pm.

we were actually preparing for a seminar presentation on Cerebrovascular accidents that morning (Sunday) when our Theodore ma'am said suddenly, "BAD NEWS"
we thought since there was already a 'bandh' in place and weren't expecting talwar sir, she would say talwar sir is coming, which would mean he would criticize our seminar !
but she said " seminar is cancelled, there's a curfew!"
wow! Cant believe it! A curfew
now stuck in the hostel for a week without classes!
luckily trhe library opened after 2 days, atleast can email and the phone's working too, god knows how! Usually that's the 1st utility to go!
anyway, dunno what happens now, ppl say we may have classes tomorrow!
i hope we do, we got lots of syllabus left and our exams a so near!

meet the Egyptian Lodha

courtesy: sammy dear!
thats the great pyramids, yes! and sam, dad and sis exploring!
recently sam had been to Egypt, exciting break frm college! then his family sent him the pics.
what an amazing experience.
he says he might be visiting s'pore with me nxt time, looking forward to that, gonna be fun to have a friend come over!

for MA

found these extremely cute babies on the library computer
ma, nandini and all , bet u have a smile on ur face!

Bush in School

Subject: Bush in School

 

 

 

George Bush goes to one school to give a speech. After his talk he
> >> offers question time.
> >>
> >>    One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name
> >> is. "Bob".
> >>    "And what is your question, Bob?"
> >>
> >>    "I have 3 questions.
> >>    1)  Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> >>    2)  Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
> >>    3)  What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> >>
> >>    Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
> >> kiddies that they will continue after recess.
> >>
> >>    When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
> >> --- question time. Who has a question?"
> >>
> >>    A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
> >> asks him what his name is. "Steve"
> >>    "And what is your question, Steve?"
> >>
> >>    "I have 5 questions.
> >>    1) Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> >>    2) Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
> >>    3) What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> >>    4) Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
> >>    5) Where is "Bob"?!!

 

Regards

 

more latest pix

what! anu is posing with tushar?! what happened to her bf ken?

our friendly librarians!

soumyadeep, me, rashika and tushar around sushil kumar sir, in the library.
he is a very friendly anat teacher, & very dedicated in his work, also an innocent guy. ken and i have gr8 fun talking with him. ken loves to imitate him: 'oh! yeh tum kya kar rahe ho!' . lol.


'here was a pic of ken semi-naked on his bed doing histology file; pity he asked me to remove it'
this is how ken studies! heheheh! muuuaaaahhhhhh!



we are from persia!

awarded

see how many awards i won! hehehe. at the expressions! yeah!

*actually it belongs to gals frm our batch who won throwball!

sambhav's day

hahah, sorry sambhav but i had to put this one on my blog! i found it in the lib com.
thats uncle sam and his sis in dubai! u can even see the Burj Al Arab at the back!