US doctors earnings

The median earned by selected doctors in the USA in 2008, by specialty:

Specialty	Median income
Geriatrics	$179,344
Family medicine	$190,182
Pediatrics & adolescent	$193,964
Internal medicine	$199,886
Urgent care	$200,904
Sports medicine	$205,026
Psychiatry	$206,431
Orthopedic-medical	$209,000
Infectious disease	$220,601
Pediatric intensive care	$228,434
Neurology	$229,119
Allergy and immunology	$233,894
Gynecology	$234,197
Emergency care	$256,879
Pulmonary disease	$267,148
Gynecology & obstetrics	$283,110
Hematology & medical oncology	$301,809
Ophthalmology	$305,301
General surgery	$337,595
Dermatology	$344,847
Trauma surgery	$352,339
Anesthesiology	$352,959
Radiation therapy	$395,166
Transplant surgery, liver	$415,428
Orthopedic surgery	$450,000
Cardiac & thoracic surgery	$497,307
Orthopedic surgery, joint replacement	$520,000
Neurological surgery	$581,258
Orthopedic surgery, spine	$611,670

Source: Cejka Search

horse riding antics

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job vs wife

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

Dinner Pick

President Obama was asked yesterday, if he could have dinner with anyone in history, who would he pick. Obama said he would pick Gandhi.

Good answer ... he'd get to eat two entrees.

- Conan O'Brien

residency

Did you know that Antarctica is the only continent with no permanent residents?

Everyone just stays for a few months and moves on ... kind of like Jennifer Aniston's bedroom.

- Craig Ferguson

College of Logic

Two Men are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says "College of Logic 5 miles." Neither one knows what it means and are both curious.

The two men take the exit to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a professor to explain...

Driver: "What does ?College of Logic? mean?"

Prof: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question, Do you own a Lawn mower?"

Driver: "Yes, I do."

Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard."

Driver: "Yes, I have a very big yard."

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house."

Driver: "I have a very big house."

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family."

Driver: "I have a wife and two kids."

Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."

Driver: "Yes Sir, staight as a board, always have been. I think I understand what this school is all about, thank you for your time."

Then the driver heads back out to the car to continue on his way. When he gets back to the car, the passenger asks about the school...

Passenger: "So, what?s it all about?"

Driver: "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question, Do you own a Lawn mower?"

Passenger: "No."

Driver: "Then you?re a Homo!"

Psychiatrist phone

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

joke-ah!

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"