Sunday, September 02, 2007

a perky blogger

kshitij malik, one of my best friend's elder brother. an alumnus of my college, mcoms, has an amazing and wierd sense of humor. and he kinda reminds of my own sense of humor, which can go crazily wild sometimes.

but nevertheless, he is smart, intelligent (one of the toppers of his batch) and hilarious!
and has a great language skill, which he proudly boasts in his blog. http://aimless-spasms.blogspot.com/

an excerpt :

Totally out of context but much in relation to the topic under discussion, very famous and overtly tripe with overuse words one comes across " Shit happens".I say it's goddamn incomplete. For shit happening is rather good. The feeling is almost orgasmic I would say, the pulpy mass of turd passing out of those constricted internal and external anal sphincters treading its path guided by the actions of the pressure sensitive rectal receptors with perfectly synchronised propulsive movements of the intestinal wall and the slipping sensation of something that was a part of you, feeling it come out while awaiting the splashing sound it would produce when falling in the abyss of the english style potty. Oh. Ah. Ahhhhhh.


lmao!!
he geniously used his medical knowledge, keen observation of mundane activities, a wide vocabulary and his love for shit, to perfect use!
all that's left is a movie to be made on it! lol.

do ckeck out his blog.

1 comment:

perky said...

You actually wrote a blog post about me and my post???? Goodness.....

Know how I found this?? I was wondering how quickly these news people find out the social networking accounts and blogs of those who die a glamourised death and was wondering if my blog can be traced with my name. I typed "kshitij malik blog" and voila, what I see is this. :).

Thank you my friend. Much flattered I am. Though I see the reference is to my first ever blog which was written less than 24 hours after yours truly's age old and very amazingly sexy girlfriend gave him the tip that she is seeing someone else. Alas.